Some
guy I don't know walking with a big purple face on a stick attached to a
helmet, circus twins one unicycles juggling balls between them.
Who
? - On his cell phone recording of this, "You know what ? Fuck you.
And your ... " Now. In fact he was in bed when he recorded this, still
managing to look that stupid, and mind you this is why I never post
before coffee. In 'baby voice', " 'magical powers'."
"I'm not afraid of you."
pa-Drek
- Shuts off the hover car's monitor. Thinking, voiced over, "You know
... the strange man is right. People say a lot of things. I say a lot of things.
"Eventually, somebody needs to see something."
Thought ... taps keys on in the car's dash computer, pulls up a map and snaps his fingers.
(headline)
Locals Describe Seven Mile Tall Storm Wall As 'Apocalyptic'
pa-Drek
- "That'll shut your yammer trap." Voiced over, "I did like his
portrayal of me though." Imitating except like Nixon, " 'I am ... inevitable ... '."
The
circus twins direct from their unicycles while the actor with the
purple face on a stick out his head utters dramatics at a skull in his
hand, people dressed as superheroes gathering round as great drama.
The tears in the intern's eyes ... she crosses a knee.
The
camera revolves around the strange man, gesturing to the sky with the
free hand to the skull in great passion and suffering. He bows his head
cradling it as the lights go dark.
~ The roof top door opens,
Sack Snyder lets go of James Gunn's hand and runs out excited looking
for the bananas ... turns and makes a gesture that probably means banana ...
James Gunn - "Yeah so ... the thing is ... " Pushes him off the edge.
Sack Snyder shrieks angry, then crosses his legs, puts his middle fingers to his thumbs and starts meditating as time slows.
James Gunn - Seeing him slowing down ... "Oh for fuck sake." Pulls out a pistol and fires.
Sack
Snyder - Slowly turning in meditation as the bullets slow down before
striking, he chants. "I am the master of time I am the the face of time
I am timeliness himself."
James Gunn - "Damn you ! I'm the smartest !" Fires more shots.
Sack
Snyder - As the bullets slow, "I am the the face of time I am the body
of time I am the ass of time the ass of time will be mine." Gets hit by
pa-Drek's hovercar.
pa-Drek - Monkey in a little vest suit on
the windshield, he activates the wipers, it shrieks and spins off
meditating desperately ... "Hey. That was that one guy."
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James Gunn stares in a rage from the rooftop ...
Peter - Floats up eating a pumpkin, "Hey Jim. Whatcha shootin' ?"
James Gunn turns and walks through Peter like he's a ghost unheard. He takes a bite of the pumpkin and floats after.
James Gunn Takes Franchise, Proclaims Self Smart One, Promises Excellent Underwear To Appease Suspicious Fans
In the monkey's former office by lamplight ...
James Gunn - "And now for you ... 'pa-Drek'. Evil Laughter.
Suicide Squad 2 Suffers Franchise's Worst Box Office Since Superman 3
While the Mystery Gimp gets punished for each movie as it scrolls ~
Black Widow
She shrieks a lash.
Kevin Squeegee - Driving grinning eyes wide without blink while the bodies fall from rooftops all around ... "Everything-is-fine. How-are-you ?" (there's nobody there).
The Mystery Gimp takes it.
She seems like an angry person. She pulls her cell and gets angrier, starts spanking the gimp hard with it until it breaks.
The Mystery Gimp looks back, "Mm ?"
She frenzies a rage on that ass as the view closes on the treasure troll watching from the desk ...
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Kat Kenadien walks from the office drying her hands on a towel, the intern approaches a bit afraid.
Intern - Hey Kat ... I got the numbers on your show ... and ... "
Kat Kenadien - Pulls a knife and a smile. "And they're great !"
Intern
- "And ... they're great !" Flaps the page around, "That's what this
paper says. It says they're great. Um. Bye !" Runs away dropping the
page behind.
She picks it up ... crumples in a rage and turns back for the office door.
From the shadows - "Hello Kitty Kat."
Kat Kenadien - Startled, then collected in anger, "What do you want ?"
Luke George-ass - "Just checking in on my franchise. Howwwww's it goin' ?" He twirls his toy lightsaber around. Have you met my apprentice ? Felony Day ?"
Felony Day - Emerges from the same shadow, a creepy nerd-worm in a hat and overcoat with a nasily voice, "Hi. So I was thinking ... "
Ahsoka
The Mystery Gimp's screams echo into the night ...
As
Sack Snyder turns slowly meditating in time, the bodies falling all
around. On the streets they start splatting, umbrella's go up as people
go rushing for cover in laughter with newspapers over their heads like
for the rain.
Squeegee drives in that everything okay way, the
treasure troll watches while behind him apparently the whole board
unzips for a turn while the view over people sheltering a scurry under
newspapers showing headlines with the credits.
~ after credits ~
James
Gunn all pissed at he office, leaning over the computer. He stands and
stretches, ready to leave, turns and pa-Drek is standing a foot from
his face.
pa-Drek - "Boo."
James Gunn - "Ah !" Nobody's there, his hair now turned white from the scare ...
pa-Drek - Voiced over, "True story."
~ the end ~